The Sunbather

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his groin.

A woman walks past and says with a snicker, “If you were a gentleman, you’d lift your hat.”

He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you weren’t so ugly, it would lift itself.”


One Comment to “The Sunbather”

  1. Two old ladies were setting pool side at the nudest colony. When one says to the other, “hey, isn’t that Dick Brown over there?”. The other answered, ” It looks more like it’s sunburned to me!”

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